F$#% You and the F$#%ing horse you rode in on. You fickle bitch.
That is all.
- Greedy Smurf
Oct. 19th, 2010 - old news
Bobby Bouché moves to alay fears
The captain of the Cajun Critters , via his new media liaison, released the following statement to the media today.
“I would like to alay any fears of the good citizens of Brisbane around recent sightings of Crocodiles in and around the estuary’s of Brisbane, particularly around the airport of late.
The Critters have recently returned to the lovely River City with the intention of competing in the upcoming season of the BABBL. The squad was having an unannounced training session in the environs of the airport and initially thought the citizens who spotted us in the creek were scout’s from a rival franchise so we subsequently suspended training until they had left the area.
The good citizens of Brisbane have nothing to fear from the Critters team members, but in the interest of safety and goodwill have moved to have future training sessions closed to the public and media to avoid any misunderstandings."
- Greedy Smurf
June 16th, 2010 - old news
Critters Feed again
Billy Bouché led the way for the Critters last night, as he ripped the head off Vladimer, and the family was ready to feed. However, what at first glance seemed a nice big piece of meat proved to be inedible. "That guy just tasted foul. I've eaten some pretty disgusting stuff in my day when I was hungry, but who would of thought anything could taste that bad" Comments from Bobby Bouché.
Bobby went on to say"Something a little more tasty was unearthed later in the game though, when Ecrevisse took time off from playing that silly game with that piece of pigskin and shouldered Chew off the ground. It was tough work to drag the carcass away from our extended family in the stands but we finally did and he tasted a bit gamey but he was alright. Vicki Vallencourt whipped up some of her patent chittlins and hot sauce and that went down a treat with some ghoul flesh."
"I must say though I'm a little dissapointed, I was really looking forward to having some puppy meat for supper last night, I've heard they taste a right treat if BBQ'd up nice, which I know Nicki Vallencourt could do, but it'll have to wait until next time I guess."
Well there you have it sports fan, yet again I wonder of Bobby Bouché realises he is playing sports. Particulary in light of the fact that they won the game against the Hammer & Tongs.
- Greedy Smurf
May 7th, 2010 - old news
Bloodbath at Critter Caverns
The latest game played by the Cajun Critters, was a blood thirsty duel indeed. The Mad Dudes resident Looney Acko went to town early killing two of the Critters little guys in the first two turns.
The crowd was salivating, as Critters resdient big man, Great Gumbo, appeared to take a waste not want view and gobbled down the boides of Crevette and Gambas before anyone esle could get to them. Those snacks must have really left him hungering for more, as not long after he grabbed Acko himself and shoved him into his maw, chainsaw and all. Now that's going to be interesting in the morning!
But it seems those little creatures were nothing but appetisers for the big fella as he went after the Mad Dudes big men, the Trolls, and there ensued a fierce tug of war as he ripped the guts out of Mad Dude himself. I counted at least 8 goblins on the other end of Mad Dude as they valiantly dragged his carcass from Great Gumbo's maw and into the dugout, where he did as Troll's are want to do and Regenerated himself. Alhough he seemed somewhat shy of The Great Gumbo until he was finally allowed on the team bus.
In a gift to the faithful Critter fans, team captain Bobby Bouche grabbed one of the Dudes, Davey Boy, and slung him into the bleechers amongst the hardcore Critter fans. I haven't seen a feeding frenzy like that since the bridge in the Temple of Doom. Not even Davey Boy's bones came out of that rumble.
In somewhat related news, the baby crocs won the bloodbowl 'game' for the Critters amongst all that feeding going on.
